Rescheduling “Cake History Month” for January 2018

I’m not sure exactly when I got sick but it’s been about a month now that I’ve been too ill to do much more than sleep, cough, and cry about how tired I am. I ended up with two different colds, actually: I had one that dragged on for about 3 weeks and sapped my energy but I wasn’t congested, and then just as that was done, I managed to get a chest cold my person brought home from work. (I know that was a separate thing because the symptoms were different, and because all three of us–child included–came down with it, one day after each other, all in a row.) Today was the first day in that long time that I feel a little better, like I might not die after all.

Being sick for a month messes up a lot of plans. I haven’t worked at all (I posted a note on my editing Twitter that I was closed for business, haven’t taken on any new clients) or written much or even read any books. I watched a little TV, though not a month’s worth. Mostly, I slept a lot, or laid on the loveseat being uncomfortable but unable to do anything about it.

I took the bus to buy groceries today and managed to get home with Thanksgiving supplies without dying in the parking lot of a big box store, so I’m putting my foot down and deciding: that’s it, that’s the moment where I start to get better, because damn was I sick for a long time, and I’ve got so much to catch up on.

It’ll probably take a few days to get all the way back to productive, and my son’s still sick at home, but I’m hopeful.

Meanwhile, I have rescheduled “Cake History Month” for January 2018, which is just 6 weeks or so away. It was my intention to do a post a day and be available for conversation about the history, the recipes, but I was too sick to stay on top of the schedule. Rather than post a bunch all at once, I’ll just shuffle the dates and we’ll do it properly.

I’ve taken the ones already posted back off the website. (They’re not gone, just unpublished, so you’ll see them again.) I’ll use the extra time to do a few more of the recipes I couldn’t test myself, and if there’s anything new I learn, I’ll update the posts.

Thank you for your patience.

Are you 62+ and live in the US? Get a National Parks pass now!

Image courtesy of the Sacramento Bee.

Dear US friends age 62 and over: Do you already have a National Parks pass? If not, now’s the time to get one! It gives you access to 2,000+ national parks for the rest of your life. (The lifetime pass will not need to be renewed.)

August 28 2017, the price goes up to $80, but right now it’s still only $10 if you can get it onsite, or $20 if you do it online/by mail.

This is a list of all the sites, so you can see if there’s one close to you: https://store.usgs.gov/s…/default/files/PassIssuanceList.pdf

And here’s where to order it online: https://yourpassnow.com/Park…/…/senior/SeniorPassInfoCollect

The pass admits you and everyone in your car (or 3 other adults) so you can use it with your friends, grandkids, etc. This is one of those things where you might not use it right away, but it’s better to have and not spend another $70 later.

El Capitan in spring by Chris Migeon, via http://www.yosemite.com

Please tell your friends! Our National Parks are a tremendous resource, which our current administration is trying to dismantle and sell off to private companies. The more we use these parks, and show our support for public spaces, the better chance we have to protect at least some of them. I grew up near Yosemite, CA, and made some of my best memories there. I want everyone else to have that same opportunity.

Have you read my short fiction collection, WOMEN AND OTHER CONSTRUCTS? It’s free!

Published in 2013, Women and Other Constructs includes six previously published tales, plus two new ones, and–just for fun–a sonnet about a murderous robot. The “Introduction” talks about the broader themes behind the book, and “About the Stories” gives a quick look at what inspired each of them. I assembled the books myself: print layout, ebook creation, and designing the cover. It’s not long, just over 20,000 words, but it best represents my work to that point, and though I’ve evolved a bit as a writer since, I still love these pieces.

Table of Contents:

  • Introduction
  • “Mrs. Henderson’s Cemetery Dance”
  • “Letter From A Murderous Construct and His Robot Fish”
  • “Annabelle Tree”
  • “A Cage, Her Arms”
  • “Call Center Blues”
  • “Mitch’s Girl”
  • “All The Right Words”
  • “Monsters, Monsters, Everywhere”
  • “About the Mirror and its Pieces”
  • About the Stories

You can see what other folks thought at the Goodreads page for the book. (Liked it? Please leave me a review.)

Download a bundle of all 3 ebook formats, here, or individually: ePubMobi, or PDF. You’ll have to “check out” but there’s no charge, and no financial information required.

Out Now: Redshift’s radio drama adaptation of my story “That Lucky Old Sun”

Earlier this year, Redshift contacted me about my Apex Magazine story, “That Lucky Old Sun“. They’re a monthly science fiction audio drama anthology series produced by Fancy Pants Gangsters, in their third season. Redshift bought the audio rights to my story, and their cast recorded it like a old-school radio show!

Their current season includes work by  and , so I’m in great company. (All of their recordings are free to listen to — check them out!) Though I didn’t write “That Lucky Old Sun” specifically to be performed in this way, I always think about the audio quality of my work as I write, so I’m grateful other readers were able to “hear” it in the same way.

You can find Redshift’s performance of my story here.

Two new fiction sales: Mad Scientist Journal and Kaleidotrope

I sold two pieces of original fiction this week, both on the 4th of July!

Since I’ve got the contracts, I can announce that “In Defense of a Water-Bound Adventure, My Dearest Fran” will be appearing in Mad Scientist Journal. The story will be published in their March 2018 print edition, and appear on the website in April 2018.

This is a sort-of followup to “On the Methods of Preserving and Dissecting Icthyo Sapiens” which Mad Scientist Journal published in 2013. It has the same “author”:

Dr. Stephen Mackle holds a Doctor of Science degree in Aquatic Biology from Cleveland College, and a Doctor of Agronomy degree from the Yerevan Veterinary Zootechnical Institute. He briefly taught at Huron Street Hospital College before leaving to pursue other research opportunities. He considers the study of Icthyo Sapiens and other aquatic cryptids to be his life’s work.

In the latest missive from Dr. Mackle, he’s tackling the biggest cryptid of his life, with a half-baked plan and a well-baked stack of apple pastries…

“Last Bus to What’s Left of Albuquerque” sold to Kaleidotrope, a new market for me, and will appear online in 2018. This story is set in one possible future which I think if you squint, you can see from where we’re standing. It’s about a man being released from prison, and the way we look at convicts as repeat-offenders who just haven’t had a chance to commit another crime yet.

I hope you’ll enjoy these stories, and I’ll keep you updated about them!