Over the years, I’ve realized that a lot of people have trouble figuring out how to say my last name, Cuinn*. It’s one of those names that is short and simple, but is not common, so it gets butchered — mainly by people who are trying way too hard to say it correctly. I appreciate the effort, and don’t want to make it complicated for anyone. So, here’s a handy guide…
If you don’t instantly realize how to pronounce my last name, please use the following:
Sounds exactly like “Quinn”. Really. That’s all there is to it.
If you have an Irish/Scottish accent or are very familiar with a language that frequently uses the “ky” consonant – that sticky tongue-touching-the-roof-of-your-mouth sound which is not “kai” like in “kayak” but the initial syllable of “cute” without the “ute” part -then you may use the correct pronunciation :
Which, yes, sounds a little like Queen. Sort of. With a pause in the middle…
Please, please, do not say “Coo-win”, with emphasis on both syllables. I hear that constantly (when I’m not being asked if I’ve spelled my own name incorrectly) and frankly, I’m not sure how one even derives at “Coo-win”. “Cue-in”, okay, you get points for trying! (That’s close, if you say the “Cue” really fast, and the “in” part at as normal speed. Not that you need to!)
Really, I’m perfectly fine with making it simple. You can just say “Quinn”, and I won’t be offended at all.
* It’s an Irish name; you also see it as Ó Cuinn, and in literature from way back as Mac Cuinn. It’s a variant of Conn.